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'cuz I'm a Vampire
In which I receive a randy text message from an ex-girlfriend and reflect on Martha Stewart.
Saturday, 2004-07-17 | Classic Gin, Journal, On the Internet
You might find this hard to believe--indeed, it may sound impossible--but occasionally I'm done in by others in skirmishes of wit. From a text message conversation earlier this evening:
Weren't we supposed to have sex tonite?
Absolutely. How about in 10?
Great. My place or yours?
Yours--I want to be loud.
Maybe we'll have a contest... If someone can come up with a witty riposte to 'Yours--I want to be loud,' I'll give him a prize. (The prize will come from the leftover prizes that weren't claimed by people with star tattoos at the Wicker Park CMT show.)
I'm literally wilting like an unwatered flowers due to my apparent inability to see A Cinderella Story. I think the gods want to keep me from it for some reasons beyond my ken (I suspect an ancient family curse).
Still working on those tattoo pictures.
In other news, interior decorator cum media mogul Martha Stewart made about $97 million last Friday morning in about the same amount of time that I made $48. If I weren't ardently opposed to thinking, that would give me cause for serious thought.
Nine Inch Nails - Slipping Away.mp3
